
Sometimes I like to mix up my routines, if for no other reason than to keep Those Two guessing. A guy can become too predictable if he’s not careful.
And so it was that I recently ended up declaring Mama G’s nightstand one of my new favorite places to hang out. Mama G found this out the hard way, when she woke up one night to find me on the nightstand drinking out of the glass of water she keeps there. She was a bit horrified by this discovery, and wondered how long that had been going on! Ha, I’m not going to tell! She quickly switched to a water bottle with a lid. Occasionally I’ll lick the condensation on the outside of it, but she’s none the wiser.
Sometimes I sit on the nightstand during the day, too. I don’t like to let an object’s name restrict my creative use of it.
So who knows what next week will bring, but for now, I’m standing fast.
Dear Mr. Oxbow, you are such a clever fellow! This post is one of your wittiest…I needed a hearty laugh today and you provided it. Muchas Gracias Amigo.
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Great post son, you are sooo witty!! Don’t get any ideas for the other nightstand π
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