Another year, another pound?

butt

Does my butt look big? OK, I guess a fella shouldn’t ask that question unless he’s prepared to hear the brutal truth. I never used to worry about such things, but as you may recall, I recently had a visit to the doctor in which my mamas were told I was gaining too much weight.

Ever since then, life has been a little different here. The days of just blinking longingly and looking cute and having the all-you-can-eat buffet promptly restocked are apparently over. Now my food is rationed. A couple of days ago, Those Two even made me participate in a weigh-in. Are you kidding me?

scale

Maybe I should start exercising more. Say, that reminds me: how are your New Year’s resolutions going?

 

2 thoughts on “Another year, another pound?”

  1. Dear Mr. Oxbow, sorry to read of the eternal struggle most humanoids and well fed furry friends face. You are just such a handsome and beguiling four-footed being. Maybe you should run around the house playing tag with Mama G. For now, Mama C is unable to chase you…hope she is recovering nicely.

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  2. Thanks, Babs. Mama G has been trying to entice me into playing more, but hey, I’m a cat and I do things on my own terms. I love watching her throwing and rolling my toys, then chasing after them herself, while I just sit there. Now that’s a good game!

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