
I feel bad for Those Two sometimes. They try so hard to keep me entertained, buying all kinds of fancy, expensive toys (the remote-controlled mouse being perhaps their most laughable effort). Truth is, when it comes to play, I’m a pretty simple guy. A bottle cap, for instance, will keep me entertained for hours. Shoelaces? Oh yeah! Bags? Bring ’em on!
Sometimes in life, simpler is better. So a note to my mamas: I know you love me, so stop trying so hard.
That was pretty over-the-top sweet of them, though, to make such extensive use of cat camouflage in their home decor.