Kittens? Yeah, whatever …

I’ve witnessed a lot of bizarre human emotions in my six years on this planet, but I’ve always found jealousy to be the most ridiculous one of all. And I think jealousy was precisely what my mamas were expecting to see from me when they recently came home reeking of kittens after having had the opportunity to visit a new litter.

They stuck their arms and hands out at me repeatedly, waiting for what they thought would be my predictable reaction, but I didn’t give the situation a second whiff. Why? Because when you’re secure in a relationship, there is no need for jealousy. I love Those Two, though they try my patience at times, and I know they love me, though my ways occasionally baffle them.

Besides, who can resist kittens? I was once an adorable, curtain-climbing fluffball myself, so I get it. Ah, those were the days …